Wasting Time?

I look at my life both past and present and think of all the times i have wasted doing something ethier fully against my will or something i didnt want to do but did in the quest for ass. here is the list so far:

1. clothes shoping( we dont like clothes unless they are balled in the corner somewhere)

2. paint/wallpaper/ furniture shopping- why go? your opinion means nothing and more importantly when we go and see how much this shit costs and realize that we wont get laid if we spend the money or not .

3. Couples counsling- why drive 2 hours round trip for an 1 hr apt. that is to help us communicate 1 time a week when our cell phones is impossible because its less of an inconvience to me but more importantly there is not the other person to try to win over to agree that you are an insensitive prick and should rot in hell for the shit you put your spouse through.

4.army missions-- huge!!!!! lets wake up after an hr of sleep to walk up a mountain range that I can clearly see from my bed and everything looks ok from there!!!! FTA!!!!!!!!

5. Fast food drive throughs- if i had time to wait the 20 miniutes for my food i would have went to a freakin sit down dinner instead of the food from yesterday that the high school drop out cant serve in the same time that dominos delivers because they couldnt quite get passed 3rd grade math and cant make change with there shoes on and i would have had drinks!!!!