The Tale Of 2 Gevry's

There has been recent studies that have proven that in all of history no two Gevry's can be in 1 domicile longer than 1 year.

Are you and your spouse a "Gevry" there is a quick checklist to see if you need a lawyer (criminal or family):

Do the cops get called more than your best friend?

Can you count the number of times you both have smiled at each other without thinking of the other in an awkward situation involving miracle whip and dental floss on one hand and the number of times the "suspect has been roughed up" on no extremity's?

Do you feel that your spouse makes as many attempts at saving your relationship as Hitler did to create the feel diversity campaign.

Do you know that is more acceptable for your spouse to get an article of clothing than for you to be able to splurge on the McDollar menu?

If your spouse works more hours on salary than they did when they were hourly because they need to support the family?


if any of these questions you can answer yes to, please do your self a favor.... wrap it up.....dont drink near each other and agree that seeing other people will bring your relationship closer than ever before both mentally and physically !!!!!