Thursday, April 17, 2008

So you think you caught something?

there are a few sure fire ways to tell you have a SomeThin' Dirty:

1. you wake up after a crazy night look down at your junk and it looks like you took care of a jello mold more than Bill Cosby and forgot to clean up.

2. when the wind blows your parts burn more than space junk hitting the sun.

3.when people can smell you from a farther distance than the local pier AND you just got out of the shower.

4. when you feel more things munching than at an all you can eat buffet.

5. when you seem to be visiting the local Strip joint and the girls use a towel only when they are around you.

6. when crackwhores are willing to give you electronics instead of sex for money.


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