the One Crock of shit

We were talking at work how if i dont simmer down and take one of the girls on there offer of allowing my balls to be in there purse i have the chance that i may miss "the one" so i did a little experiment to prove the effectiveness of the one. Here are the Results:

Even the computer says there is no Fucking Way that with this many people in the world you Can/will ever find that person that is your soul mate!!! Sorry Oxygen network and TLC go cuddle one of your 60 cats and move on to the next fantasy that was created to keep ugly people happy and keep the suicide rates down